Dante For Dummies
How damned are you? Well, apparently now you can find out, with the all-new online Medieval-based test to see where in (the) hell you're going to wind up. Taking their inspiration from Dante's
Divine Comedy, these quiz creators have devised a series of questions to see how much penance you're going to have to suffer in the afterlife. I actually found this quite the enjoyable diversion, especially since it stays pretty faithful to Dante's version of where certain souls would go based on their sins.
Of course, the quick-reference guide to hell you get after taking the quiz could also be used by lazy students who want to buy a Coles Notes book on the Inferno. But I suppose you have to take the good with the bad.
www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html
(Since I'm still trying to threaten the hyperlink coding to work, and it's calling all my bluffs, you'll have to excuse the lack of click-and-go-there.)
It appears I get to reside in Purgatory when this life is all done & over. I'm willing to bet that stepping on a llama's foot was what got me the boot out of Paradise. You can always trust those pesky llamas to rat you out...
posted by Phillip at 10:40 AM
